Edith: Episode 4 – Tea at Marigold’s Splendid Home

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With the bakery business growing strong, Edith and Marigold moved into a modest, but more suitable apartment. Marigold, now 15 years old, was becoming quite a socialite. Edith insisted that Marigold never tell anyone that her mother was the famous cake baker. Instead, they fabricated a story that Marigold’s father died in the war (as a war hero) and her aristocrat French mother died of the fever in India. It was a common story; no one ever questioned it. Like a mystery, Marigold seemed to simply appear at debutant parties, then quietly disappear. No one knew where she lived, and no one cared. . . . until:

One day in her school’s gothic library, Colonia and Fiona, two of Marigold’s best socialite friends, mentioned softly that Marigold had never hosted tea or a dinner party, and that they had never seen her home – which they imagined was splendid. Like a fox with the hounds lapping at its heels, Marigold made a near fatal mistake. With a bright smile, she whispered, “It IS rather splendid! You must come for tea! I’ll arrange it with my guardian, and it will be delightful!”

She ran home – through the pouring rain – into her mother’s arms.

“Oh Mother!” she cried. “I don’t know what I’m going to do! I’ve promised the girls that I would host tea at my splendid home! I know you work hard for what little we have, but when they see this modest apartment, I’ll be ruined! You must help me!”

Since Edith left Downton Abbey and had to survive by her wits, she grew wiser and more cunning. She held her damp daughter close. Softly patting Marigold’s back, Edith gave her comfort with these words: “Don’t worry my precious angel. Mother will take care of everything. You’ll be fine. Now go change into some dry clothes.” For Edith remembered that her Aunt Rosamund always hid her house key under her doormat. It was simple: all she had to do was find out when Aunt Rosamund would be out of town!

Not more than 3 days after the incident in the library, Edith read in the social papers that Lady Rosamund Painswick was on the guest list of a steeplechase in Plymouth in 2 weeks. Not much time to plan, but Edith had no choice. Marigold would soon host her first tea!

Edith wasted no time. Ed and Lu’s Bakery would provide the scones and petit fours; Mrs. Child’s had a collection of herbal teas; and Rascal, Miss Emilia, Gertrude, and Clyde – all friends from the soup kitchen – would serve as Butler, Lady’s Maid, housemaid, and First Footman. It was decided that Luna would act as Marigold’s guardian because Edith could not afford to be seen. She would remain in Rosamund’s kitchen.

Formal invitations were sent to Colonia, Fiona and seven other young socialites.

The soup kitchen patrons were more than willing to help out their friend, whom they lovingly called Lady Scruffy. Also, they liked the idea of wearing fancy service clothes. Although the service clothes were gently used and were not sized quite right, they were the finest apparel these characters had ever donned. Clyde proudly waved with his white-gloved hands, while Miss Emilia lifted her skirt to curtsey. After a quick lesson in etiquette and servant roles, the delighted and finely clad company set-off for Rosamund’s to set-up for Marigold’s first tea.

What Edith and her crew didn’t realize as they journeyed to Rosamund’s, was that Rosamund, bored with yet another steeplechase, decided to return to London that afternoon! When she arrived at the train station in Plymouth, she found the northeast bound train departing for London. She was pleased that she would be home just before tea time and would invite her friend, Camellia, to join her for tea at her home. She loathed tea service on the trains; the scones were quite rubbery.

Her porter gently coughed before he loaded her two trunks into the baggage car. “Yes?” asked Rosamund.

“Untied Train Lines now charges 25 shillings for each checked bag, M’Lady,” the porter explained.

“What? That’s outrageous! Isn’t it enough what I pay for the ticket?? This is highway robbery!” she exclaimed loudly. Other passengers discretely nodded in agreement. “I didn’t have to pay for my trunks when I travelled from London to Plymouth, did I?” She asked accusingly.

“That’s correct, M’Lady. That’s because, when you travel southwest, your checked bags are free.”

Under duress, she handed over 50 shillings to the Untied Train Lines representative.

Meanwhile, back in London, Marigold and her staff arrived at Rosemund’s. “I’m so glad my wealthy friend agreed to let us host the tea at her house,” Edith lied as she carefully lifted the doormat, expecting to find the key. It was not there! In a panic, Edith looked under rocks and in the shrubbery, mumbling “no, no, it must be here! Somewhere!” Good ole Rascal – an expert at finding keys (by profession)- found it tucked under the window shutter. There was a collective gasp when they walked into Rosamund’s home. The opulence was something to behold. None of the soup kitchen gang had ever seen any room quite as breathtakingly beautiful and stylish. After recovering from the initial shock, the clan lifted the elegant gold rimmed plates from the cupboards and set the table for the tea. Because they didn’t have a proper measuring stick, they had to eyeball the distances for the place settings. Everything looked in order; the guests would be arriving soon. Edith was quite pleased with herself.

Just about that time, Rosamund’s train pulled into the London station. She exited the train and waited on the platform for her porter. Where could he be? She was anxious to visit Camellia and invite her to tea. She was surprise when the porter arrived empty-handed. “I’m afraid, M’Lady,” he said, “that Untied Train Lines has lost your luggage. They will deliver it to your house later today.”

“But it’s a train! How could they possibly lose my luggage?” She marched off to the customer service window and demanded a return of the 50 shillings checked-baggage fee and a free drink voucher. The Untied Train Lines representative returned the 50 shillings, but reminded Rosamund that she always travelled in the first class car and was served free drinks anyway. Rosamund sighed in contempt and departed for Camellia’s.

Back at Rosamund’s, the guests began to arrive. The young ladies were giddy over the stylish home décor. There were a few awkward moments when Rascal and Clyde committed blunders in serving the tea, but nothing that couldn’t be chalked-up to the slacker attitude of the younger generation in these modern times. Luna had a bit of a cough and had to excuse herself from the room to recover momentarily.

The girls’ conversation eventually came around to the most fashionable hairdresser of the day: Thibaut Enchanté! Colonia surprised everyone when she said he wasn’t French! The chatter suddenly ceased and all eyes turned toward Colonia. She explained that she left Thibaut’s salon without her umbrella, and when she went back to fetch it, she overheard him talking in the most ordinary cockney accent – he was just a regular bloke! She told her mother, who advised “Never let him know you know. He does such a fabulous haircut, if his feelings are hurt and he refuses to cut hair, the world will have lost the best hair-stylist of our time!”

Meanwhile, in a posh neighborhood, Camellia welcomed Rosamund and agreed that Rosamund simply could not continue wearing travel clothes, so the two set-off for the posh fashion boutiques. Within minutes, Rosamund walked out of the Cache boutique wearing an extravagantly beaded dress, wrapped in a delicate fringe-trimmed shawl, and sporting a miniature hat sprouting pheasant feathers. Because the Cache boutique was next to Starstruck’s Tea Room, they decided to enjoy tea there, rather than trek over to Rosamund’s.

Marigold said farewell to her guests, who all complimented her on a delightful tea. It was a success! When the last guest departed, Marigold shut and locked the door, and the crew began their clean-up duty. Although Miss Emilia picked up a porcelain and gold filigree snuff box to get a closer look, she carefully replaced it exactly where she found it. When the clean-up was complete, everything was as it was when they arrived. Surprisingly, neither the staff nor a guest carefully slid a trinket into a pocket.

Just when the exhausted crew was ready to leave, they heard a noise on the front stoop. Rascal carefully peered through the window. “It’s a red-headed lady with bird feathers on her head. She’s looking for the key under the shutter!”

“Oh dear,” sighed Edith, “It’s Rosamund.”

“Then I should unlock the door and let her in?” concluded Rascal.

“No!” said Edith in an emphatic whisper. “She doesn’t know we’re here.”

Panic fell on the faces of the motley crew. “We’ll be thrown in the big house if we’re caught,” Miss Emilia quietly sobbed, while Luna tried to stifle her cough.

Rascal observed, “She’s heading to the back of the house! Now’s our chance to escape.”

The trespassers quietly unlocked the front door, exited, re-locked the front door, hid the key back under the shutter, and quickly sped down the sidewalk. As soon as they turned the corner, they stopped to catch their breathes, while Luna had a coughing fit. Edith apologized profusely for lying about having permission to use the house. Edith explained that the owner was an old friend, and Edith was sure she would not turn them over to the police. However, it was just best that her friend not know about the tea. The soup-kitchen bunch loved Lady Scruffy and were quick to forgive her. Besides, it was a fun adventure.

{Note to Southwest Airlines:  I was not paid for this product placement.  However, I would welcome some compensation.  If not cash, the I would appreciate a free drink voucher as I can’t afford to fly first class.}

Edith: Episode 2 – Greater than Sisterly Love

DSC04278Edith and Luna grew closer day by day. Arm in arm, Luna and Edith strolled through the wintry streets of London, admiring the Christmas decorations in the shop widows. Luna turned to Edith and said, “Sweet Edith, you are like a sister to me.” Edith, however, remembering the torture her sister meted out on her, explained that while she felt an unbreakable bond – some deep connection – with Luna, it was not of the sisterly sort from her perspective. One night, after finishing the wedding cake for one of the biggest weddings of the year, Luna and Edith relaxed in Edith’s apartment – enjoying a Pimm’s Cup for old times’ sake. After Edith tucked Marigold into bed. Edith made another round of Pimm’s Cups. Being a bit tipsy, Luna gingerly approached the precipice of the past. “So Edith, darling, how did you come to ruin and despair?” Edith, embarrassed and unwilling to be humiliated by her dearest friend, lied “I was happily married to a member of the landed gentry. Because he was an Earl, he was given the rank of General in the War, but was not allowed to be on the front lines. His love for his country and countryman overtook his good senses and he enlisted as a soldier under a false name, so he could fight for his country on the front lines. He was shot down by a sniper, but because he enlisted under the false name, no one believed that he was my noble husband, so I did not receive the widow’s stipend. Furthermore, because my husband left his general’s apparel in an old barn where he changed into the soldier’s garb, it appeared to the army that my husband had abandoned the fight. As such, they labeled him a coward and confiscated all of our assets.” As Edith wove this intricate tale, her face was solidly stoic. She did not shed a tear. True love is blind, and Edith nearly believed the story herself.

After yet another round of Pimm’s Cups, Edith bravely asked Luna to share her sorrowful story. Luna truthfully recounted how she married her true love against the strong opposition of his mother and sisters. It was a love that could withstand anything. Or so they thought. When she became pregnant with his child, her in-laws became irate. They secreted her away to a lunatic asylum and let her husband – who did not even know she was carrying his child, his heir – believe that she had abandon him for greener pastures. Eventually his mother and sisters fabricated a story that she was found in a brothel howling like a jackal and had turned into a crazed animal. So long as her in-laws paid a premium for her treatment at the lunatic asylum, the asylum administrators when along with the evil scheme. After her son was born, they took him and gave him up for adoption. She never even got to hold her precious child.

Even though her treatment prohibited her from seeing guests, she had channels to receive news from the outside. With a forlorn look, she told Edith, “I got word that nearly did drive me mad. My sweet husband had taken a lover. And the worst part: he truly loved her! I was in despair. I knew I could never regain his love and affection.” As irony was typically lost on Edith, she tried to comfort Luna. “What a wicked woman she must have been. That’s perfectly dreadful. To have a floozy steal your husband while you’re innocently locked away in an insane asylum! It’s a disgrace.” As Edith gently rocked a sobbing Luna in her arms, she vowed to herself, “If I ever discover the woman who destroyed my best friend, I will exact complete vengeance.”

Back at the bakery, Ed and Lu’s was prospering. Occasionally, Marigold tried to help with the baking, but she just didn’t have the knack for it. Edith and Luna were modern and understood that criticizing the young Marigold (now 8 years old) would damage her self-esteem. So they were careful to secretly discard any of the cakes she made, before anyone lost a tooth. Despite their success in business, Edith and Luna did not forget their less fortunate days, nor their less fortunate friends. Every week, they would stop by the soup kitchen with several loaves of freshly baked bread. Their old ragged friends would gather around as Edith would read stories to them – mainly about unicorns and magical pieces of jewelry.

Edith: Episode 1- Edith Learns to Bake a Cake

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[The alternative storyline for Edith begins after Season 5; Episode 6 – when Edith and Marigold arrive in a modest apartment in London.]

As soon as Edith and Marigold were settled in their small, but comfortable apartment in London, Edith was prepared to get on with her life without her unloving family, the Crawleys, to constantly remind her that she was a Loser. Edith was determined to honor the legacy of her late lover by turning his quaint publishing house into a media empire that would make the young Rupert Murdock green with envy. “That will show Mary that I’m not one to be trifled with!” she thought as her lips curled into a sly grin.

So Edith called a reputable nanny service to find someone to care for her precious Marigold during office hours. The service offered a highly recommended Miss Mary Poppins, but the name “Mary” would be a constant reminder of her evil elder sister, so she requested a different nanny. “Ophelia Gingerwart” seemed ideal. When Edith opened the door to greet Ophelia, she expected to see a properly aged, matronly nanny. Instead, she laid her eyes upon a young, spritely woman with a tidy, strawberry-blond hairdo. To her horror, Ophelia bore too strong a resemblance to Mrs. Shore! Marigold’s foster mother. Edith could bear it no more and sent Ophelia away with only a home-made scone in lieu of a day’s wages. At that moment, Edith realized that she could never leave Marigold’s side, even if it meant giving-up her cherished dream of sticking it to her sister Mary. Her sole purpose in life was to give Marigold something that was forever eluding Edith: a proper marriage. Meanwhile, Ophelia tried to take a bite out of the scone on her way back to her boarding house, in the pouring rain. The scone was terribly hard; it was all she could do to suck on it until it softened into something semi-edible.

Edith quickly sold the publishing house for a song, to a young Mr. Murdock. She also cleverly changed her name to Edith Hamgrant – to avoid being found by her estranged family. Little did she know that they stopped searching for her after an intense search lasting two full exhausting hours. In their defense, it was tea-time and someone has to maintain decency and decorum lest society fall into utter ruin and misery.

Throughout the years Edith sacrificed everything for Marigold. While Marigold wore the finest frocks and accessories, attended the best schools, and graced the best social events, Edith remained behind the scenes, wearing homemade sackcloth dresses. Because Edith’s seamstress skills were equal to her cooking skills, Edith’s attire looked even more ill-fitting than one would expect. With a loving and gentle heart, Edith taught her precious Marigold proper manners and how to flirt (using techniques used by Edith’s sister Mary). Marigold was on a primrose path to a becoming a highly sought-after bride.

While Marigold attended school, Edith frequented a soup kitchen. The food was free and better than anything she could cook-up herself. Edith looked as shabby as the other soup kitchen patrons, but you could tell by the way she held her fork and daintily placed a piece of mutton in her mouth that she was no ordinary street riff-raff. At first she was mocked by the other patrons who called her “Lady Scruffy,” but when she brought in a book and read to them, they all came to adore her and eagerly await her visit to the soup kitchen. She willingly adopted the nickname Lady Scruffy, as a name of endearment. After several months of being a regular as the soup kitchen, she noticed a new patron: a woman similarly dressed in shabby clothes, but similarly well-mannered. Curious, Edith casually slid into the bench across the table from the mystery lady. The lady said eagerly, “I’ve noticed you too.” Edith said, “I haven’t many friends, other than this rabble of putrid-breathed, ill-smelling, unkempt street people here. Perhaps we could be friends?” The mystery lady smiled, “I would be delighted to be your friend if you would have me as yours! My name is Luna.” Edith replied, “Luna, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” The two met for lunch every weekday, taking care to avoid conversations that might bring back memories of their long-forgotten past when they enjoyed being members of the elite establishment. One day while they were eating lunch, Luna sighed and savored a tasty scone. “This scone is delicious, but not quite as good as the scones I bake.”

Edith had a brilliant idea. “Oh Luna, I make terrible scones – hard as a rock. They are not fit for sewer rats. Would you show me how to make scones properly?” Of course Luna agreed. “The secret is lard,” she whispered with a giggle. “Indeed?” smiled Edith. The two ladies went off together to Luna’s apartment. Not only did Edith learn to bake scones, but she also learned to make cakes of all sorts, including elaborate wedding cakes.

Edith and Luna opened a small bakery that grew in reputation and customers. All of the finest families engaged Ed and Lu’s Bakery for their wedding cakes. Edith dreamt of the day when she would bake a wedding cake for her precious Marigold.